| Krewe
Cuts 2008
R.L.: Instead
of kilts for the early spring rides, we should consider going with
the Beadwhore Berka (BRR)
Amy: I'm
glad you're in room 106 because room 107 has some freaky green sox
sex thing going on over there. (St.
Pats Ride)
Amy: Mike
have you and Brenda chosen what bed you are going to sleep in tonight?
(St. Pats Ride)
Marty:
You weren't even born yet and I'm out watching Nixion dedicate Lake
Rathbun (Bud Ride)
Chris: This
is one of the two gay bars R.L:
How do you know this is a gay bar? Chris:
Because that big sign over there says "Des Moines Premier Gay
Dance Club" R.L.:
Must have missed that (Fun Haters / Des Moines)
Mike:
Cell phone rings
....... Well great. What does Brenda want ? I didn't bother her
when she was doing her yard sell or taking the kids to the store.
(Fun Haters / Des Moines)
Host:
Whooooo Waaaaaants Cucumbers ??????????
(Missouri Valley / Ragbrai)
(Dude
just came to from being choked out) Townie:
Did you
choke me out ??? We're you the one that choked me out ??
R.L.: I
didn't, No Townie:
Pick a side R.L.:
What ??? Townie:
Pick ! A ! SIDE !
R.L.: I
don't understand Townie:
PICK !!!!!! A !!!!!!! SIDE !!!!!!!!!!!
R.L.: Macaroni
Salad ? ??????? Townie:
What ? R.L.:
I don't know, what the hell are we talking
about ? (Missouri Valley / Ragbrai)
Ragbrai
Rider: After tonight I'm going
to be a good boy (Missouri Valley / Ragbrai)
Ragbrai Rider:
Where is the really really old creepy guy
that rides with your krewe? Mike:
Marty? (Missouri Valley / Ragbrai)
Jenny:
Wouldn't it be nice to have a really big hammer?
Marty: Yes
(Missouri Valley / Ragbrai)
R.L:
Sour Cream.....Sour Cream....Don't BE A COWARD !!!!!!!!! Not too
much though......(Farm Boys / Route)
Amy:
Oh believe me, I know exactly
where to put the lube (Bus / Harlan)
Mike:
It's not a fanny pack. It's actually a Nike electronic media pack.
Totally different thing. (Harlan/Ragbrai)
Amy:
What did he say? Brenda:
Get to a secure shelter. What did you think he said? Amy:
I thought he said get to your car and enjoy your early morning doughnuts.
I must have been dreaming. (Bus
/ Harlan)
Jenny:
I would like to take this opportunity to wake the camp up with an
original self composed song
R.L.: And I shall do an interpretive
dance (Host House / Harlan)
Jenny:
Are the restrooms downstairs?
Church Lady: Are you with
the group that is staying here? Jenny:
Yes...Yes I am. Church
Lady: They're right at the bottom
sweetie (Jenny Returns)
R.L: That's
ok Jenny, I'm sure you were going to hell for something else.
(Harlan)
Brenda:
That's the prettiest bean field I have ever
seen (Out On
Route / Ragbrai)
Jenny
T: It all comes back to the WHOOOOO HAAAAAA (Out
On Route / Ragbrai)
Big
Mike (aka Hoola Hoop Man): I
tried to do this girl from behind, but my balls were too big (Jefferson
/ Ragbrai)
Todd:
How is your U-Haul do'en? (Jefferson
/ Ragbrai)
Possible
Krewe Mottos
KreweBeadWhore: We'll be there
for ya, but we may not there with ya.
KreweBeadWhore, a krewe of friends;
weather permitting.
KreweBeadWhore: No cyclist left behind......unless
that means you are behind, and there is a lot of hills and headwinds
involved in catching you up.
KreweBeadWhore: As long as it's not
a head injury, you'll be fine.
Two
little boys: Boy 1.
Are you going to ride all the way to the river? Boy
2. No, I'm going to
stop at my house and watch blues clues (Grand
Junction / Ragbrai)
R.L:
Let's
take a look at this song. Kid Rock stold Zevon's "Werewolf
of London" bass line. Skynyrd's guitar riff off of "Sweet
Home Alabama". Bob Seger's concept on "Night Moves",
and John Mellencamps' voice. How did someone not think to suggest
Frampton's little voice / guitar modulator to seal Kid Rock's date
with the Rock'en Roll Hall of Fame? (Albion
/ Ragbrai)
Jenney:
It took me a couple days to feel everybody
out. Amy
(interrupting):
Then she spent the rest of the time feeling
everybody up. (North Liberty)
Mike:
You know it's time to go when you have heard
strok'en twice from the same DJ. (Albion
/ Ragbrai)
Jenny:
Hey come back with my panties (Green
Mountain / Ragbrai)
Drunk:
Can you take me to Drunks Driver:
Sir you are clearly there already (Shuttle
Bus / North Liberty)
Krewe
Kutz From 2007. (We were much funnier
then) |
